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| First Name | Last Name | Job Title | Favorite Color | Wars or Trek? | Porn Name | Date of Birth | Dream Vacation City | GPA | Arbitrary Data |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James | Matman | Chief Sandwich Eater | Lettuce Green | Trek | Digby Green | January 13, 1979 | Gotham City | 3.1 | RBX-12 |
| The | Tick | Crimefighter Sorta | Blue | Wars | John Smith | July 19, 1968 | Athens | N/A | Edlund, Ben (July 1996). |
| Jokey | Smurf | Giving Exploding Presents | Smurflow | Smurf | Smurflane Smurfmutt | Smurfuary Smurfteenth, 1945 | New Smurf City | 4.Smurf | One |
| Cindy | Beyler | Sales Representative | Red | Wars | Lori Quivey | July 5, 1956 | Paris | 3.4 | 3451 |
| Captain | Cool | Tree Crusher | Blue | Wars | Steve 42nd | December 13, 1982 | Las Vegas | 1.9 | Under the couch |